in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
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watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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