Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
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The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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