What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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