We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
i dont even know how to be here
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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