I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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