Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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