Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
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I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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