found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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