dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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