Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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