He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
