S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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