I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
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