No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
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Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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