Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
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With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
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Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.