She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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