I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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