She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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