Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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