im having a threesome with these popsicles
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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