Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
my liver is dry heaving
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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