When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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