I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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