dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
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No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
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walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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