idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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