I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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