i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
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Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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