i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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