ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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