the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
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She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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