just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
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nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
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Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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