If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
Randomize
