As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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