Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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