I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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