I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Holy shit dude........stairs
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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