dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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