see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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