Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
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I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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