He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
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