hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
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That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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