Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
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we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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