i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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