walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
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NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
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If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
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