I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
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thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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