I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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