I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
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