i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
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A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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