She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
She announced her abortion via fbk
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Randomize
