Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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