I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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