found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
it's like heaven, but drunker
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
We're too hungover to prance.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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