I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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