I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
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