That's when you crack a 10am beer
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
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Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
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Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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